March 2012
dad: anthony, wake up
me:
dad: wake up
me: LIL KIM GOT MY SANDWICH
dad: who's lil kim
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Tumblr: I THINK YOU MENTIONED VAGINA?